Oh how we all strive for that hourglass shape. Screw the gym, why not just fake it with some panels of fabric sewn around our now hidden foopah? This foreign "peplum" technique is taking over our fashion runways and ready to wears, someone must stop it before it's too late. If we aren't careful, the common workout will be copped out and our citizens will spend their hours on the couch, knowing the peplum will cover all their "loose ends".
Well, I might not have time for a class at the gym today.....let's peplum.