Thursday, March 22, 2012

Me No Speak Americano

Oh America, sweet home of the brave, land of the free, with rolling plains of majesty....errrm something like that.  Thank gawd for good 'ol Betsey Ross for creating our national flag, now a staple for any wardrobe to show our loving affection for great inventions like fast food and whatever else we make (other than the 99% of imports we get from China, of course).

Prepare yourself for explicit language and the cold hard truth.  Not sayin' I'm supporting it but well....I laughed at it?

Anywhoo, lets get to fashion.  I mean what does match blue and white stars with red stripes?  Probably nothing, but that's besides the point.  There is no better way to represent your country than through obnixious pieces referencing our equally loud flag design.  Props to Fated to Be Hated blogger, Bebe Zeva, for pulling it off.

UNICEF is currently one of my favorite brands for many reasons other than their "Jesus saves I spend" t-shirts.  I'll eventuate dedicate an entire post for their holy shrine but until then, feel free to take a look at their awesome collection of clothing and equally fascinating blog.  

Rock and roll baby, this is AMERICA!

I see a potential MIB lurking ahead, is it disrespectful to cut up a flag and glue it to your crotch instead?

Now Jeffrey Campbell really knows how to show some patriotism!

Okay, nevermind.  Let's just all move to Europe, they have fun things like crepes and the Leaning Tower of Piza.

P.S. Not hating on America because well.....I live there.  It's just some sweet and loving banter, like an adorable sibling rivalry kind of thing.

1 comment:

  1. Where is the "Leaving tower of Piza"? Maybe the Leaning tower of Pisa? Or did you find a different one? Nice outfits!